Masturbation Addict Test

Am I a masturbation addict?

Thisequestion had been in my mind for weeks now. Maybe months and maybe subconciously even years: am i addicted to wanking? Can is still stop it without feeling that I miss something?

I decided to take a test (and maybe so should you!): Masturbation Addict Test

The first questions are easy enough.

Gender: male
Age: 51 to 60 years old. Became 51 this summer; getting old!

But then there we go.

How old were you the first time you masturbated (complete with an orgasm?)
- Under 10 years old
- 10 to 12 years old
- 13 to 15 years old
- 16 years old+

For sure I had a few very funny feeling erections under 10 years old. Whenever I passed the house - walking the dog - of a certain young lady who was 2 years above me in school, my fantasy would run away with me. I would be invited to her birthdayparty, being the only guest. She would have a flat tire on her way to school and I was her saviour, lending her my bike and walking to school myself. And she showed her gratitude with kisses and cuddling.
Nothing like that happened of course, but for sure I had the first erections I remember.

Orgams came a few years later. In bed, late in the evening. Touching my penus with a hand. Moving it up and down on the sheets. Feeling the unique sensitivity of the top part of my penus. And then - after some weeks of experimenting - the first orgasm!
Fantasising about a friends mom who I had spotted in her garden while playing there. Sunbathing without a top in very small white swimmingpants, showing some of her pubic hair. Maybe that last part was my imagination, but it was enough at age 11 or max 12 to cum for the first time. Imagining entering her bedroom and finding her in need of a little help. Fastening her bra for instance. But then she would change her mind and I would find myself kissing her breasts. Orgasm! And many happy orgasms after that.

Do you masturbate on a daily basis? Yes or No?
Ok. Feeling a bit awkward. Especially since it is a yes-or-no question.  'No' would maybe theoretically be true, because sure, some days I don't jerk. But to be honest - and so should you be -  not many of those days. Especially in the last 3 years. So: yes.

On average, do you masturbate more than once a day? Yes or No?
Ehm that is a yes. And it seems to be getting more and more. In the morning as I wake up and again in the shower and for sure when I am in bed again at the end of the day. Some days I can't seem to stop wanking.

Do you prefer masturbation over sex? Yes or On occassion I do or No?
For sure I would love to have sex with all of the girls I am wanking for. And honestly: sex with my wife is extremely boring and really non exsistent. But let's be honest: in the last year I had sex with one lady, who wasn't my wife and who I had to pay to let me come close to her. The rest of my sexlife consisted of masturbating to pretty dominant ladies that I will never meet in real life. Thank god for the world wide web!
Yes I prefer wanking over sex!

Do you masturbate significantly more than you have sex? Yes or No?
The answer to that question was in my last reply. Yes, yes, yes.

You consider masturbation to be...: A recreational hobby for your own personal pleasure and entertainment OR Something to do only when your horny and sex isn't readily available.
That's a toughy.
Yes it's a hobby and yes it's pleasure, but it also happens when I am horny and sex isn't available. Because it fucking never is! Still having to choose one of these two answers I am going for number 1.

Can you imagine yourself going a week without masturbating? Yes; Yes but only if I'm guaranteed sex at least every other day; No
Another trick question. Of course I can imagine it. And I tried often enough to not wank for a few days as part of a denial game I was playing online. I even fabricated my own chastity device a while back. It is hell though, no to be able to wank. And getting sex 'yes or no' has nothing to do with it. I have already stated that I'd rather wank than have sex and I never lasted more than a few days without wanking. So that's a 'no'-score.

Are you a frequent viewer of pornographic movies? Yes or No?
I love to watch short porn clips on xhamster and I bought some 10 minute clips on sites as clips4sale and iWantclips but not an awfull lot; less than 1 per month I would estimate but I like them and wank to them.
As for pron movies: I have seen some, but never liked them much. For instance never watched a X-rated movie in a hotel room like so many guys seem to do.
I like to rely on my own rich fantasy and some fantastic sex chat sites with amazing ladies.
'No' it is.

Are you able to view a pornographic movie without having the urge to masturbate at some point? Yes or No?
From my small experience with porn flicks I would have to say 'no' here as well. A beautiful curved lady, kissing another girl or getting Domme gets me hard and in wank mood in no time!

Are you comfortable casually admitting to others that you masturbate? Yes OR Yes but depends who I am talking to OR No
Stop with the trick questions already! Who are 'others'? What is 'casual admitting'?
No I don't tell wife or mom or my friends or colleagues! Yes, many people online know I am an addicted wanker and I have no problem admitting it or talking about it. Allthough I sometimes have trouble showing it.
I guess that makes it a 'no' allthough 'depends' could be the correct answer as well.
Sticking with 'no'.

Would you be comfortable performing a masturbation "show" in front of your lover? Yes Maybe; It depends on the personality of my lover; No?
Well I am not comfortable showing it to my wife, but I showed several ladies if I am in the good (weak) mood. So it really depends on the lady!

Would you be willing to mutually masturbate with a close, platonic, friend? Yes; Actually, I'd be more comfortable mutually masturbating with a platonic friend who I wasn't especially close to; No?
Fuck what kind of questions are this. The idea of wanking with friends makes me feel very uncomfortable unless this friend is one of the ladies I jerk to anyway
So let's go for 'no' againt.

Have you ever masturbated in a public place? Yes, more than once; Yes, but it isn't something that I look to do; No, but I would if the situation permitted; No, only a pervert would.
Right. Time for confessions. Yes I did. No I never had an orgasm wanking in public. Not yet anyway, because sure as hell one of these days it will happen. Yes I am a pervert.
This leaves me with two answers. 'Yes more than once' (but only short I would like to add) and 'No, but I would if the situation permitted'.
Guess that would be a 'yes' to this question.

How long do your masturbation sessions typically last? 60 seconds; 1 to 5 minutes; 5 to 10 minutes; 10 to 20 minutes; 20 to 30 minutes; 30 minutes+?
Ok mister question maker. What do you mean exactly? Masturbation ending in an orgasm? Or just getting hard?
Who am I fooling? Myself?
I love love love to masturbate long. If I get the chance I masturbate for a day before cumming explosive. Edging is my middle name and favorite game!
30 minutes++++++++!

How often do you use any lubes or toys while masturbating? Frequently; Occassionally; Never?
Almost never. I read about it and tried lube and toys (soft stockings for instance and panties; even bought a few worn pairs from a very pretty lady), but I would say less than 1% of my wanks include lube or toys.
So 'never' would be a lie and 'occassionally' would be exaggerating. And since I hate lying I am going for exaggeration.

How (in what position) are you most comfortable masturbating? Standing up; Sitting down; Lying down; On your knees?
Why can't I pick all 4? Tried them all and they all work! Allthough standing up is hardest especially since I like to take my time.
On my knees isn't very comfortable to be honest, but I do so love the ladies who make me get on my knees for them. Trembling and begging and jerking.
Lying down gives the best access to my balls and stimulating them improves orgasms a lot!
But sitting down is a better position to interact with the lady I am wanking for. Online camming is best done sitting in front of a pc I think.
So my answer is: sitting down.

How frequently do you taste your ejaculate? Every time; Occasionally; Never?
Ow yes I do this. No every time mind you, but for sure there are times when I feel such a little loser and tasting my own cum makes that emotion even better!
This probably originates from the lovely demanding lady who made me do this in front of her for the first time. I can still hear her voice coaching me to dip my finger in my sperm, demanding me to put the finger to my lips. She moaned so loud when I finally did that, that I wanted to wank again. And she made me do that. And I tasted more of it. And again ... I guess you get the point.

Do you try to avoid getting your fluids on you during climax? Yes; No?
Never really thought about this. I try to keep my clothes clean. And also I try not to stain the furniture. But I don't mind getting it on my belly or my hands or whatever.
Ehmmm what does that make me?
One more question and we will know!

After being asked all of these questions about masturbation, are you now in the mood to masturbate? Yes; I was already in the mood before taking this quiz; No?
Ok what a stupid question to end this quiz. Of course I am in the mood to wank! And yes I already was! Why in the hell do you think I am doing this quiz?

Ok ok I am calming down. Putting down my last answer: I was already in the mood!

Finished!

Damn! More questions after the click!
Gender?Already answered that one!! Pay attention quiz master. MALE!
Date of birth? I would have put that one down honest if I could change the preset date; it is fixed on January 1 1997. Ok I don't mind being 18 again if it doesnt last too long.
Am I single? No! Well sometimes it feels single.

Finished?

No! No! No! The quiz master wants more data. I am starting to detest this guy. Ok last chance!
Again the gender question and the name of my city and the unchangeable date of birth and a login name and password and email. Come on already .....

FINISHED! FINALLY!

Your result for Masturbation Addict Test ...

Enthusiast

71% Pure!

You are definitely in touch with your sexuality. Good for you for embracing the idea that masturbating is fun!

Yes I agree to that!!
So I am not a total addict but I am having healthy fun!
I will tell this to my wife is she dares to complain!

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